Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Brokeback Mailbag

Tony Kornheiser has been asking listeners to recommend a signature touchdown catchphrase that he can use on next year on Monday Night Football. Today he read my submission:

Dear Mr. Tony,

I have come up with an excellent touchdown call that will also serve to shut up Joe Theismann. Tirico says, "Touchdown," and you immediately chime in, "God, I wish I knew how to quit you, Joe." This will probably also silence Tirico, but then you will have complete control of the microphone.

Phoenix, MD

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